16 Questions to Kyrie Irving About the Earth Being Flat
We need these questions answered immediately.
As you may have heard or read on social media, Kyrie Irving thinks the world is flat. He really thinks the world is flat. He went to Duke for a year and still thinks the world is flat. He had to have graduated high school and he still thinks the world is flat.
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Yeah this huge round thing we call Earth, Kyrie thinks it's flat. I have a few inquiries as to why he thinks the world is flat.
Does Kyrie think the world is flat because all basketball courts are flat? Does Kyrie think the world is flat because he never actually paid attention in any class at any time throughout school? Does Kyrie think the world is flat because he’s never actually seen a hill or mountain? Does Kyrie think the world is flat just to piss everyone off? Does Kyrie think the world is flat because he’s an NBA Champion now?
Why has Kyrie never told us he thinks the world is flat? Did Kyrie not tell us because he didn’t want to take all the heat on social media? Did Kyrie not tell us because he didn’t think the world was flat until this weekend? How long has Kyrie thought the world is flat? Was Kyrie embarrassed by his thoughts of the world being flat? Does Kyrie actually think the world is flat, or is he just messing with all of us?
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This is a flat Earth. It doesn’t look right does it? Kyrie please tell me this doesn’t look right to you. Because it really, really doesn’t look right.
Why did LeBron James back Kyrie up on this? The world isn’t flat. Well, at least I was taught it wasn’t flat. LeBron may think the world is round but at least educate your teammate on why the world is actually round. LeBron, please help.
Has Kyrie actually walked around the Earth to test if it is flat or not? Has Kyrie ever been to space and looked down and Earth and said, “Ha, these suckers have no clue, but the world is actually flat.” Has Kyrie done extensive research to see if the Earth is flat? Has Kyrie always thought that the Earth was flat?
These are the questions that I need answered from Kyrie and LeBron, and I need them answered immediately.
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